Said I while waking her up: “Are you going to come running with me today?”
Said she with sleepy, rumpled face: “Maybe.”
Said I with arms thrown wide: “Maybe? What maybe? There is no maybe!”
Said she, face in pillow: “You never know – I could sneeze and my leg could fall off.”
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Hey man, just because it HASN’T happened, doesn’t mean it CAN’T happen. Better stay in bed, I say.
haha!